If you love someone.... Original vs New

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set hom free...
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back within some time
forget him.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait.
until he comes back...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
*If he comes back,
and if you love him still,
set him free again, repeat*

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees
but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
He'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he loves you,
the probability of him coming back is high
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set him free.

HR specialist:
If you love someone
set him free by
Offering him VRS and other benefits
Then outsource him!!!