MIST READ - Misconception Mails AT THE END OF THIS POST

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Apni wife Aisi Ho

5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodisi woh quiet ho,
Aisi Apni Wife ho...

Sadak pe sab kahe, kya sight ho,
Bhid mein chale to sab kahe, side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saans ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho...

Padosi jab baat kare to haath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad Dil delight ho,
Yeh Kavita padh ke sab kahe
"Guru tum right ho,"
Aisi apni wife ho...

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
Toh kya haseen life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi Aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi,
Bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Aye kaash kahin toh ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho...

FOR THE GIRLS:
ARE YOU THE ONE I M LOOKING FOR?

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If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
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A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
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For those lost in love
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For a guy 'r gal who hasn't yet found one
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Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup news:


India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone

Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried because he has backing of selectors, captain and board....and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago

Rahul Dravid,the coach of NewZealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy

Mahender Singh Dhoni broke Ajit Agarkars record of most no of consecutive ducks in twenty 20

Saurav Ganguly, the coach of England feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field

The current leading man from Bollywood Bret Lee advices M S Dhoni to take up acting as well

Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they avenged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows Ireland

Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that
"Boys plays well...they try hard...Inshallah we wins the world cup"

The police arrested 8 people for violence after England and NZ match...
Investigations revealed that these people were members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have 623241516 and 126542 members respectively.

The Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action ..former players like Yuvraj Singh, Md Kaif,vvs Laxman and Kumble have been invited...coach Sehwag and Captain Tendulkar will present a report...

VVS Laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he expected a written apology from Rahul Gandhi for including him in the category of former players....he said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil

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HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2023:

1. President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italy Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi.

2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.

3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar

4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage .

5. Abhi toh Mein jawan hoon - Dev Anand.

6. Petrol Rs.999 / liter (Bata price).

7. Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.

8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India is knocked out of World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea

9. Siddhu launches his own TV channal where he can speak and laugh for the whole day.

10. After giving 49 flop movie in a row Himesh reshamiya is coming in Hollywood romantic movie sequel  Titanic 3

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Misconception Mails (MUST READ REPLY FROM RANBAXY)

Please read along( especially the second part of the mail )
Dear All,
Be careful
(Don't avoid Pls read this mail)
FROM
Arvind Khamitkar , I.A.S,
Director of Medical & Research Div,Chennai
Dear Friends and Public,

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat.When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying "You have just been infected by HIV". TheDisease Control Center (in Paris ) reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive.
The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines.We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected with vigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message along to all members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.
Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar instance that hppened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi .. A young girl, engaged and about to be married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag with the needle had the message welcome to the World of HIV family". Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before the virus grows strong enough to start damaging the system and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years, the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought".
We all have to be careful at public places, rest God help! Just think about saving a life by forwarding this message. Please, take a few seconds of your time to pass along.

With Regards, Arvind Khamitkar ,
I.A.S, Director of Medical & Research Div, Chennai.
Rather than forwarding irrelevant mails, kindly pass this to every one. Probably ur mail can help some save his/her life


Reply from RANBAXY :

I have seen this below mentioned mail floating across group email & I feel its my moral responsibility to correct all misconceptions regarding HIV/AIDS. I can do this because I am educated enough to comment on this and for those who don't know my profession ..I am serving as Brand Manager (Product Manager) handling anti HIV/AIDS portfolio (called as Antiretroviral Drugs) in Ranbaxy.

Please read following points carefully & don't send such emails related to medical ailments without having complete knowledge about it (even partial knowledge could be grossly dangerous).

HIV (virus) requires *ONLY* *Blood or Semen* as medium to transmit from one body to another HIV *can not* transmit even through *Saliva* (mucous) i.e. even if HIV-infected patient coughs and another person is exposed to his sputum (cough), the virus still can not transmit because concentration of virus particles in sputum is almost NIL & exposure to air anyway kills virus in fraction of seconds.

In case HIV-infected person got an injury (like the cut in below mentioned story) and he is bleeding, the virus can transmit to another person only if another person has a cut/wound in his body & that too when *blood From both person comes in contact with each other* (this is also very very Rare unless bleeding is very high) and not otherwise HIV can *never survive in any other liquid* medium also other than blood or semen (& please for God sake ... never in Pani Puri wala's pani) Even if one drinks an HIV infected blood (or semen) of someone (ingest through Gastro Intestinal track), the virus *can not survive in the acidic pH of stomach*. Highest extent of acidity is 0 (practically not possible) so imagine 1 as pH which is in our stomach. (This pH can bun Your own finger in less than a second if you dip in that acid).

Exposure of less than 1 second in AIR KILLS the HIV virus* (story of needle pricks in Cinema theatres goes down the drain). Even if blood from a wound (of infected person) dries up (*blood clot*), *the virus
dies* and can not infect anyone else HIV transmission is *ONLY* an *INFECTION* i.e. entrance of virus in one's body. It *DOES NOT MEAN AIDS*. An HIV-infected person (after entrance of virus) can progress to condition of AIDS only after *8 to 10 YEARS *(not in 15 days as in the mentioned story)
It is *not HIV (virus) that kills a human* ..... the virus attacks immune cells (cells that fight against foreign pathogens/antigens) and hence a person's ability to fight against infections & diseases slowly diminishes and person ultimately dies of a disease which could be as Simple as TB.
Most importantly, HIV is no longer dreadful disease ... it is "*CHRONIC MANAGEABLE DISEASE*" just like Diabetes or Hypertension.

If there is anything you need to be careful from to prevent HIV is *UnsafeSex*, *Blood transfusion* (check before taking) / Blood donation (us sterilized needles only) and any *blood contact during an accident *or so where amount of bleeding is very high

SUCH AN INFORMATION IS STRICTLY FOR THE USE OF HUMANITY...SO GO ON...DO THE GOOD WORK...PASS IT ON TO OTHERS...

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