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Wednesday 15 October, 2008
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Funny Equations

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope everybody remember about A Rasna cooldrink advertisement in our school days.

One cute little girl in that advertisement always telling that "I LOVE YOU RASNA"


Want to see her now

Obviously

Scroll down

 

 

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Funny Equations!

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work


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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:
* Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
* Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
* Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!

 

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Do You Know

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting

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Do u hav this file in your office?

If Yes well and good and if no plz then have one

 

 

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Super Baby World Record



HAVE A LOOK!!!!
Age: 11 Months
Weight: 52.5kg
Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef
Birth Place: India-Rajasthan

 

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Mysterious Tree

This tree is at Nalgonda(A.P), India. If you look closely there are a lot of animal figures in it.

All the creatures are under one shade shows tree is life for everything. In this world when no body thinks before cutting down a tree ( should say forest ), this tree shows a hint to save the mother nature. We can think of as if GOD himself teaching us in his blackboard.

I will call this Wonder of the world not the man made monuments, which by somehow re-makable, but can human create such a wonderful thing. Up to you, you can argue with your logic, which you know is not correct or accept the truth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hats off to this guy.............great self confidence and determination... and how he values life!!!

 

See a sort of inexplicable enthusiasm, firm confidence and indomitable tenacity in his face?!! Marvelous?!!

For people who make themselves in distress because of futile, frivolous and trivial reasons? Lets s ee him and l earn myriad lessons from him?!!

 

Miracle man walks again 

Monday, July 9, 2007.

He survived against all the odds; now Peng Shulin has astounded doctors by learning to walk again.

When his body was cut in two by a lorry in 1995, it was little short of a medical miracle that he lived.

 

It took a team of more than 20 doctors to save his life.
Skin was grafted from his head to seal his torso? but the legless Mr Peng was left only 78cm (2ft 6in) tall.

Bedridden for years, doctors in China had little hope that he would ever be able to live anything like a normal life again.

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A clock that has only 9's in it.

Having 9s does not make it special.... U can design a clock having only 9 with 9/9 (=1), (9+9)/9(=2), (9+9+9)/9(=3) and so on...

What makes it really amazing is the fact that... it has only 3 9s in each digit representation...

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Painted floor in bathroom

THIS IS WILD


IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY on the tenth floor....

YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING A BIT...(not that you would...)

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.

You open the door....

NOW, REMEMBER,THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR

KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....DOESN'T IT

 

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Astronomers Select Top Ten Most Amazing Pictures Taken by Hubble Space Telescope in Last 16 Years

 

"...they illustrate that our universe is not only deeply strange, but also almost impossibly beautiful."

Michael Hanlon/AH

 

After correcting an initial problem with the lens, when the Hubble Space Telescope was first launched in 1990, the floating astro-observatory began to relay back to Earth, incredible snapshots of the "final frontier" it was perusing.

Recently, astronauts voted on the top photographs taken by Hubble, in its 16-year journey so far. Remarking in the article from the Daily Mail, reporter Michael Hanlon says the photos "illustrate that our universe is not only deeply strange, but also almost impossibly beautiful." 

Hubble telescope's top ten greatest space photographs: 

 

The Sombrero Galaxy - 28 million light years from Earth - was voted best picture taken by the Hubble telescope. The dimensions of the galaxy, officially called M104, are as spectacular as its appearance. It has 800 billion suns and is 50,000 light years across.

 

 

The Ant Nebula, a cloud of dust and gas whose technical name is Mz3, resembles an ant when observed using ground-based telescopes. The nebula lies within our galaxy b et ween 3,000 and 6,000 light years from Earth.

In third place is Nebula NGC 2392, called Eskimo because it looks like a face surrounded by a furry hood. The hood is, in fact, a ring of com et -shaped objects
flying away from a dying star. Eskimo is 5,000 light years from Earth.

                                At four is the Cat's Eye Nebula

The Hourglass Nebula, 8,000 light years away, has a pinched-in-the- middle look because the winds that shape it are weaker at the centre.

In sixth place is the Cone Nebula. The part pictured here is 2.5 light years in length (the equivalent of 23 million r et urn trips to the Moon)

The Perfect Storm, a small region in the Swan Nebula, 5,500 light years away, described as 'a bubbly ocean of hydrogen and small amounts of oxygen, sulphur and other elements'.

 

Starry Night, so named because it reminded astronomers of the Van Gogh painting. It is a halo of light around a star in the Milky Way

The glowering eyes from 114 million light years away are the swirling cores of two merging galaxies called NGC 2207 and IC 2163 in the distant Canis Major constellation.

The glowering eyes from 114 million light years away are the swirling cores of two merging galaxies called NGC 2207 and IC 2163 in the distant Canis Major constellation.

 

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