Train ride

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...because we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.."

S I S T E R S

THREE SISTERS ARE LIVING TOGETHER IN A LOVELY RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. ONE IS 90, ONE IS 92 AND THE OTHER IS 94.

THE 94-YEAR OLD WENT UPSTAIRS TO BATHE. SHE DREW THE BATH , UNDRESSED, THEN PUT HER FOOT IN THE TUB. SHE SHOUTED DOWN TO HER SISTERS TO HELP HER……AS SHE COULDN’T RECALL WHETHER SHE WAS GETTING INTO….OR OUT OF…THE TUB!

THE 92-YEAR OLD WENT TO ASSIST HER…GOT HALF WAY UP THE STAIRS. SHE STOPPED, AND SHOUTED TO HER OTHER SISTER IN THE KITCHEN TO PLEASE COME TO HELP…..AS SHE COULDN’T RECALL WHETHER SHE WAS GOING UP….OR COMING DOWN…. THE STAIRS!

THE 90-YEAR OLD SAID TO HERSELF “I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THAT OLD, KNOCK ON WOOD!”, AS SHE KNOCKED ON THE WOODEN KITCHEN TABLE. SHE THEN SHOUTED “I’LL BE RIGHT THERE……AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHO’S AT THE DOOR”.

The Secret behind the number 11

Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out.
If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!!
This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first)

1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993)
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

Sheer coincidence..?

Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
2 + 5 + 4 = 11
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.

Unconvinced about all of this still ..?


Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in upper case Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers .
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS……………………

What do you think now?

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If LPG is acquired by Vijay Mallya ....the situation will be like this.
After the phenomenal success of Kingfisher Airlines. Have you ever imagined as to how will the Gas Cylinders be en delivered to your home. If Mr.Vijay Mallya ventured into the LPG Distribution Business in his own way of approach like this!!!!